I'm Not Real

I asked the Magic 8 ball if I was real.

It told me, 'Outlook Not So Good'.

So, there you have it. If you thought I was your mother, wife, sister, daughter or friend, you might have been mistaken.

I think I'm either your mother, wife, sister, daughter or friend but then I could just be a figment of my own imagination. But then who does my imagination REALLY belong to if I might not be real?

But then, maybe I'm just a mirage in your desert.

Mmmmm, one to ponder.