Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Shrink Request

Dear God,

yesterday the heating at our office went kaput. The effects of this were noticeable, not only through my discomfort at having to sit in a corporate igloo, but also by the fact that when I tried those lovely shoes on, my feet had shrunk a whole half size.

So, please dear God, can you extend the condition to the remainder of my body? It's been a while since I slipped into a size 12.


1 comment:

Andy said...

you should put yourself on a boil wash and then you might shrink two sizes