Tuesday 10 February 2009

Shrink Request

Dear God,

yesterday the heating at our office went kaput. The effects of this were noticeable, not only through my discomfort at having to sit in a corporate igloo, but also by the fact that when I tried those lovely shoes on, my feet had shrunk a whole half size.

So, please dear God, can you extend the condition to the remainder of my body? It's been a while since I slipped into a size 12.

Amen

1 comment:

Andy said...

you should put yourself on a boil wash and then you might shrink two sizes